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You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.

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(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars...

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.68.

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me. Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.63.

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